holy shit, i’m horny as fuck tonight.
YES by all means, get drunk and act like a douche by throwing paintballs at the walls in the living room and getting it ALL OVER MY FUCKING CLOTHES & PHONE.
And on top of that someone drank 3/4 of MY fucking bottle.
Fuck you guys. Last time I bring booze and smoke you all out.
- Me: *preparing dab* Fuck I'm gonna be so baked at work today..
- Mom: GOOD! Nothing wrong with that!
- Hahahaha My mom is awesome.
Milky bong rips while watching Psycho before bed :)
This guy just came into my work reeking like day old beer.
I can smell it from like 3 feet away.
Always end up working aaaall day.
Enjoying my day off :)
I’m feeling pretty damn cute today.
- Me: I hate everyone.
- My mom: I know, me too.
Selfie spam! Can you tell I’m bored? Haha